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PostSubject: Such a Shame   Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:36 pm

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. 

Her doctor recommended that she go see a Dr.Chang, the well known sex therapist. So, she went to see him. 

Upon entering the examination room, Chang said "OK, take off all your crose."
 
"Now, get down on you hands and knees and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." 

So, she did. 

Dr. Chang then said. "OK, now crawl reery fass to me." So she did. 

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "You problem vewy bad. You haf Ruk Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. That why you not haf sex or dates." 

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ruk Zachary Disease???" 

Dr Chang replied, "It when your face ruk zachary rike your ass."

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