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PostSubject: zebras   Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:19 pm

A zebra living on the African plains is depressed. All his life he has been troubled because he wasn't sure whether he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes.

Finally, the uncertainty forces him to pray to God in order to answer his question. He kneels down, looks up to the heavens and says, "Dear God, please put me out of my misery. Please let me know whether I am a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes."

The skies clear and a booming voice replies, "You are what you are."

The little zebra is puzzled by this answer and goes to see this wise old friend, the giraffe. He tells the giraffe precisely what his question was and what the answer was. "I'm still no wiser," he says to the giraffe.

"But," says the giraffe, "the answer was very clear: you are a white zebra with black stripes. If you had been a black zebra with white stripes, then God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
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