davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: the priest Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:42 am | |
| Priest A village priest loved keeping his hens and his cockerel, one day he discovered his cock was missing, he knew that the villagers liked to stage cock fights, so he decided to question them in church,"has anybody got a cock"? all the men stood up"no, no, that's not what I meant""" has anybody seen a cock"all the women stood up"no, no,that's not what I meant, has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them"half the women stood up"no,no, that's not what I meant, has anybody seen MY cock?"sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.......the priest fainted |
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ourjimmy V.I.P Member
Posts : 848 Join date : 2015-03-13 Location : Lancashire
| Subject: Re: the priest Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:37 pm | |
| Big Bull--
A week after Farmer John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. He won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour’s cows! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend. “I don’t know, but they taste like peppermint ----------------------------------------- A Decent Sort Of Chap |
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Ciderman V.I.P Member
Posts : 814 Join date : 2014-09-24 Age : 84 Location : Wairarapa New Zealand
| Subject: Re: the priest Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:21 pm | |
| LOL! Nice one Jimmy! ----------------------------------------- Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol!
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