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PostSubject: getting old?   Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:41 pm

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
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PostSubject: Re: getting old?   Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:17 pm


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PostSubject: Re: getting old?   Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:20 pm

The doc said...and you're also going deaf!
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