Subject: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:51 am
I'm in deep trouble.
My fiancée has found out about my girlfriend and they're both on their way to my house.
I'd better send the wife to the shops or something.
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:38 pm
You had better sink a few Tinnies mate. Then you can have a kip on the patio and look all innocent when they get there.
davo Senior Member
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:53 pm
don't know about that gandalph these are vicious women who have long nails!!
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:05 pm
Suit of Armour comes to mind Davo.
davo Senior Member
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:57 pm
yes gandalph I once made love to a woman who had a perfume called 'suite of Ahmore' I passed out at the crucial moment awoke later dressed in armour -couldn't move a limb or is that a bono???
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:12 pm
Quite possible you couldn't move either davo.
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Subject: Re: deep in the mire?? Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:27 pm
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