This little tale might amuse Sags.
A most wonderful pig
A young man booked in at a farmhouse advertising bed, breakfast and evening meal. The farmer suggested that after dinner the young man like to meet the most wonderful pig in the world. So after dinner off they went to the sty.
The farmer told the young man how one night a terrible fire broke out. The pig smelling the smoke charged and battered down the door of his sty, and dashed across the farmyard to the house. He then battered down the door and charged upstairs to wake up the family. He saved their lives. The young man was truly impressed, but said, ‘this truly is a wonderful pig, but I am wondering why he only has three legs. ‘ Well’ the farmer replied, ‘if you had such a wonderful pig as this, would you eat it all at once?’
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Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.
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