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PostSubject: Today's Daft Joke - 29.06.2017.    Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:06 pm

Two golfers are just about to tee off, when suddenly a naked blonde runs across the fairway followed by two men in white coats, a man carrying two buckets of sand and an old man hobbling at the rear.

One of the golfers asks the old man what is going on.

"That's a nymphomaniac from the asylum. We attendants are trying to catch her," he tells them.

"And what about the man with the buckets of sand?" they ask.

"Oh, that's his handicap. He caught her last time."

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PostSubject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 29.06.2017.    Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:30 am

Brilliant. drum

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