AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017. Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:43 pm | |
| Jake, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first project he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. He finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one large bag and labels them.........."Moosellaneous." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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Posts : 4525 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017. Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:01 am | |
| Biggest GROAN ever. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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| Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 26.06.2017. Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:19 pm | |
| And another from me Alan. GROAN ! |
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