The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally, he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.
After about an hour's examination, he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally, they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there was quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause.
Then the pope replied, "First, the girl must be blind so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. Third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no-one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition, Holy Father?"
"Big tits," replied the pope.
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