A SWEET ELDERLY LADY SAYING A PRAYER:
“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me.
You’ve taken –
My favourite actor Alan Rickman
My favourite comedienne, Victoria Wood
My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie
My favourite author, Tom Clancy
And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.
So Lord, I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are:
Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn, Teresa May, and that stupid loud mouth cow from Scotland
-----------------------------------------
Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.
Home 
