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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:41 am

I have never comprehended the need for Coconut Oil.
I have never seen or heard a coconut that squeeked
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:51 am

It squeaks when you rub it in too hard

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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:11 am

catgate wrote:
I have never comprehended the need for Coconut Oil.
I have never seen or heard a coconut that squeeked

drum ..and if it did, I suppose you'd use 'Shell' oil.
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:11 pm


    Classic mart......

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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:43 pm

catgate wrote:
I have never comprehended the need for Coconut Oil.
I have never seen or heard a coconut that squeeked
LOL! You're quite right Catgate!  From my experience as a child it would be more useful to wear a hard hat!

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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:07 pm

The shells make nice bikini tops though  smile
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:09 pm

catgate wrote:
I have never comprehended the need for Coconut Oil.
I have never seen or heard a coconut that squeeked
It's another new fad, the saviour of all our woes  smile makes retail very rich if you sell enough of it. It's just an oily mess.
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:05 am

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The shells make nice bikini tops though  smile

Also good for sounding like horses hooves when two halves of a shell are repeatedly bashed together. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:27 pm

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Also good for sounding like horses hooves when two halves of a shell are repeatedly bashed together. Smile

We had a couple of teachers at grammar school who used to  repeatedly bashed boys heads together for sadistic amusement on the slightest whim. 
We learned as much about the ways of sadists, as we did about chemistry, physics and maths.
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PostSubject: Re: Concerns Over Coconut Oil   Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:52 pm

I have it on very good authority that they do squeek  when twisted to remove from tree and when they hit the ground.  If they hit someones head on the way to the ground they squeek less!
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