AlanHo
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| An Irishman is hired to paint white lines down the centre of the road. On the first day he paints 8 miles and his employers are amazed. But on the second day he paints 4 miles and on the third day only two miles. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. “Well sir, every day I have to walk further and further to dip my brush in the tin of paint”. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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Goldie
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 19.05.2017 Fri May 19, 2017 5:26 pm | |
|  ha ha |
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| Ten times GROAN ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 19.05.2017 Sat May 20, 2017 3:28 pm | |
| Why do I beleive that somehow.  |
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