AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Free Sex Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:17 pm | |
| I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Free Sex Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:25 am | |
| That's a pity ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Free Sex Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:19 am | |
| So you like to get stuck into a Chinese..? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Free Sex Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:29 am | |
| I didn't say that.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Free Sex Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:54 pm | |
| You certainly implied it by being disappointed it wasn't a phone number.  ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Free Sex Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:06 pm | |
| I like a good Chinese, especially if it has pork balls with it. |
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