AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Pussy Joke Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:09 pm | |
| A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshire man: “Ayup lad, I need to talk to thee bowt me cat.”
Vet: “Is it a tom?”
Yorkshire man: “Nay lad, Iv’e browt it with us.” ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Pussy Joke Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:00 pm | |
| One of the very first jokes ever told. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Pussy Joke Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:55 pm | |
| No the first joke was when Adam said to Eve
"Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Pussy Joke Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:01 am | |
| GROAN. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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