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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:05 pm | |
| Paddy the Air Lingus pilot was making his first landing at Heathrow and said to Mick the co-pilot "This looks to be a tricky one, as soon as we hit the deck I want full thrust reversal and maximum braking".
The co-pilot duly obliged and the plane screeched to a halt barely two feet from the end of the runway.
Paddy said "That's the shortest runway I have ever seen".
"Aye" said Mick, "but...look how wide it is. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:50 pm | |
| Hi Alan - hope you don't mind but I'm passing these jokes onto six other UK websites and they are paying me a quid each for them - they can't get enough quick enough?? |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:20 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Paddy the Air Lingus pilot was making his first landing at Heathrow and said to Mick the co-pilot "This looks to be a tricky one, as soon as we hit the deck I want full thrust reversal and maximum braking".
The co-pilot duly obliged and the plane screeched to a halt barely two feet from the end of the runway.
Paddy said "That's the shortest runway I have ever seen".
"Aye" said Mick, "but...look how wide it is. This is racist. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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Ciderman
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:23 am | |
| - davo wrote:
- Hi Alan - hope you don't mind but I'm passing these jokes onto six other UK websites and they are paying me a quid each for them - they can't get enough quick enough??
Davo! You told me there 46 forums at 50p each! And I was going to get 25%!
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:51 am | |
| yea well your a smaller country I need to spend big here! My dollar don't go as far as yours - and I am working towards 46 forums but some of the bastards are so mean! |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:53 am | |
| - andsome wrote:
- AlanHo wrote:
- Paddy the Air Lingus pilot was making his first landing at Heathrow and said to Mick the co-pilot "This looks to be a tricky one, as soon as we hit the deck I want full thrust reversal and maximum braking".
The co-pilot duly obliged and the plane screeched to a halt barely two feet from the end of the runway.
Paddy said "That's the shortest runway I have ever seen".
"Aye" said Mick, "but...look how wide it is.
This is racist. on what grounds?? |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:38 pm | |
| Davo - the ones with added groans are clearly brilliant - hence I will have to claim some commission on. I will rely upon your honesty to credit me.
One of the reasons you are having limited success in selling your theft to other forums is that I signed them up years ago. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:01 pm | |
| - davo wrote:
- andsome wrote:
- AlanHo wrote:
- Paddy the Air Lingus pilot was making his first landing at Heathrow and said to Mick the co-pilot "This looks to be a tricky one, as soon as we hit the deck I want full thrust reversal and maximum braking".
The co-pilot duly obliged and the plane screeched to a halt barely two feet from the end of the runway.
Paddy said "That's the shortest runway I have ever seen".
"Aye" said Mick, "but...look how wide it is.
This is racist.
on what grounds?? runway grounds perhaps? |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:03 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Davo - the ones with added groans are clearly brilliant - hence I will have to claim some commission on. I will rely upon your honesty to credit me.
One of the reasons you are having limited success in selling your theft to other forums is that I signed them up years ago. they've never been technically stolen - never left this site and still here - what's the problem ? |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:18 pm | |
| Are you a lawyer by training or just naturally crafty? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Paddy Lands At Heathrow Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:42 pm | |
| let's say I have dabble with the legal fraternity - and a frightening lot they are too.! |
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