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 | | Subject: Advice From Down Under Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:59 pm | |
| Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.
If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it on the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Advice From Down Under Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:22 am | |
| GROAN! ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Advice From Down Under Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:37 am | |
| So did the diver - for a few seconds ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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